How can I be pleased when I'm handed the keys to a town call Misery

I wish that I could stay in bed today. I don't know if my body can survive another day.

My legs are sore from the first Luau practice of the year on Saturday. Calves, thighs, hips. 2 hours of hula can be brutal.

Then on Sunday I slipped on the ice. I didn't fall but somehow a spastic gyration of my arm pulled a muscle in my shoulder. That's right, I don't even need to fall down on the ice to injure myself. The pain from that makes me almost forget about my legs. Almost.

So, I wish I could stay in bed today. My right arm is my only fully functioning appendage and I can't afford to lose that too.