Yesterday at work:
I'm in the laundry room while several girls switched their linens. One girl, who everyone else needed to move her things before they could move theirs, was not actually moving her linens but talking instead.
So I said: I NEED ACTION!
There was a long pause where everyone looked at me...
And then they all burst into laughter.
I don't mind being the butt of the joke. It's moments like that one that make other moments like this more manageable:
Jodi: Would you like a cookie?
Girl: I hate you.
I really do love my job.