On an island in the blue bay

Since I took a too long, late nap today and wasn't really feeling tired, I turned on the Food Network and was watching Bobby Flay's Throwdown. (Side note: I think Bobby is kind of a pompous jerk. Who goes into a restaurant famous for making ______ and tells them he will take their famous dish and one up them?) So, I'm sitting there on the couch, not really feeling tired until I saw a commercial for this:


Instead of going "potty" on the couch or carpet your pet can use a mat made of plastic grass to tinkle on!! This odor free mat has a pan underneath that collects the waste and at the end of the day you simply dump it out!!

NO.

That was enough for me to feel ridiculous for being up so late. I decided I would rather toss and turn in my own bed than watch pets relieve themselves on various household objects and demonstrations of dumping out pans of waste.