It's about time for some more work quotes wouldn't you say?
Girl: You're a MEANIE! (complete with folded arms and lower lip pout) (oh, and co-workers, this wasn't the blond you might suspect)
Girl: Do you have gray hair?
Girl: You DO! Look right here!
And this gem, which was my favorite:
(After confiscating her shampoo/conditioner the second time in the same shift because they were left out...)
Me: Where is your body wash???
Girl: I don't have any body wash!
Me: Well, what do you use to wash your body?
Girl: I don't wash my body!