Maybe I have a new fish and he's still alive!
Maybe I don't know what to name him.
Maybe I can't really talk about him publicly yet because....
Maybe I got him at the same time I got 20 feeder fish which I...
Maybe put in a certain someone's bathtub and
Maybe he hasn't figured out it was me yet.
Maybe I am okay with not getting credit but most likely I'm
Maybe not so okay with that, which is why
Maybe I'm plotting a 2nd prank.
Maybe I would welcome your suggestions.