This one was funny because it is true. Well, at least the last part.
Girl: Jodi, are you dating?I still don't get this one:
Me: What do you think? Am I dating?
Girl: Well, you're really cute but... you're here a lot.
Me: What kind of fruit can I get for you?In reference to seeing an upcoming Boyz II Men concert:
Girl: UGH! You are picking on me and stressing me out!
Girl: I'm excited to see those grandpas dance!