On Saturday I killed a spider.
INSIDE MY OWN PANTS.
I felt something tickle my knee and grabbed it through my pants to see what it was. I was outside and thought maybe a pine needle or something had sneaked (snuck?) into my pants. When I grabbed it, I smooshed it but I still didn't know what it was. As I pulled my pant leg up, I some how managed to remove the not-so-itsy-bitsy spider without freaking out.
Nobody/nothing gets in my pants without my permission.