Tonight at work a girl did some "Reiki"* healing on my feet. She felt around, did some hovering and gave me my diagnosis:
I need a boyfriend.
While I may not agree with her methods, the diagnosis cannot be denied.
(Also, let it be known that I use quotations for Reiki because she really had no clue what she was doing. At all. She told me my solar plexus was in my foot. False.)
I need a boyfriend.
While I may not agree with her methods, the diagnosis cannot be denied.
(Also, let it be known that I use quotations for Reiki because she really had no clue what she was doing. At all. She told me my solar plexus was in my foot. False.)
Why is your solar plexus not in your foot? Mine is.
ReplyDeleteFunny. She came up to team while I was pregnant and announced to everyone that she wanted to do that to me because I had a lot of negative energy. :)
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteBwhahaha to the solar plexus. I've never taken A&P but I know it's not in the foot!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think her Dx is wrong as well. You need a husband. Boyfriends are far too overrated!
Oh my gosh, I did NOT know you had a blog. I will be fervently stalking it from now on. Thank you.
ReplyDeleteWe are moving back to Provo in June--I promise to be less-flakey. I want to re-kindle our roommate love-affair relationship.
If you ever get a chance to have a real Reiki session done, please do it.
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