Saturday, March 20, 2010

I work til I ache in my bones...

Tonight at work a girl did some "Reiki"* healing on my feet. She felt around, did some hovering and gave me my diagnosis:

I need a boyfriend.


While I may not agree with her methods, the diagnosis cannot be denied.

(Also, let it be known that I use quotations for Reiki because she really had no clue what she was doing. At all. She told me my solar plexus was in my foot. False.)

6 comments:

  1. Why is your solar plexus not in your foot? Mine is.

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  2. Funny. She came up to team while I was pregnant and announced to everyone that she wanted to do that to me because I had a lot of negative energy. :)

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  3. Bwhahaha to the solar plexus. I've never taken A&P but I know it's not in the foot!

    And I think her Dx is wrong as well. You need a husband. Boyfriends are far too overrated!

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  4. Oh my gosh, I did NOT know you had a blog. I will be fervently stalking it from now on. Thank you.

    We are moving back to Provo in June--I promise to be less-flakey. I want to re-kindle our roommate love-affair relationship.

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  5. If you ever get a chance to have a real Reiki session done, please do it.

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